Reginald Twiddlebrain

'Reviewer to the stars.'

'... enough to make one weep.'

'Silence is the only response to a fool.'

Born in Goodview-on-Sewer on 32 March 1938, reviewer Reginald Twiddlebrain wrote the infamous Nights at the Turntable which was published at Music & Vision Magazine in 2009 and The Title - Introducing 'The Pianistic Crown', which was published at Classical Music Daily in 2025. He has since retired from public life.